Thursday, October 2, 2008

The problem with the dog.

Holy Crap!! I am so looking forward to this weekend just so I can sleep in. I have gotten up extra early every day this week and missing out on quality sleep time. Jamie had to get up early today to do a shirt project for her work (she is a teacher) I don't know how she got up this morning, or what time she started, but she was watching the news and doing her thing by 6am. If it wasn't for our dog having to go drop a duece, I would still be sleeping. So that brings me to my point, apparently the human race can play god and cross breed dogs that would never have been combined in the normal world. We have Cheagles, Puggles, and a slew of unnatural animal breedings here in the states. I guess we as a people like to make things up just because we think they are cute. Most of these half breeds are really cool looking, but the one thing we are over looking is.... if we can cross breed these animals so easily, couldn't we breed a dog with no anus or pee hole? I mean really, does the dog have to relieve itself. Can't we come up with the peeless and poopless dog. I am going to check into it and see what I can do at the home lab.
I want to teach our cats to use the toilet to do their business so I don't have to scoop the litter box anymore. But I know if I succeed, I will stumble out of bed one night to go to the bathroom and there will be my cat on the seat, reading my Maxim, and asking me to shut the door behind me. I just can't have that...
Anyway, it's early and that is the only rant I have now.
Happy Thursday everyone.

1 comment:

niknrob22052 said...

Have you heard of the bullshizt (bull dog and shiz tsu)