It finally dawned on me that all commercials for prescription medications are horrifying. If you pay close attention at the end like I do, they list all the side effects of the specfic drug. Holy shit... I just watched a commercial for some hormonal ring used for birth control, and to be very honest, I would rather get pregnant than have to suffer the following...Nausea, Dizziness,Depression,Heart Murmurs, Loss of Hair, Chronic Dhiarrea, Hallucinations, Seeing Bigfoot, Strokes, Embelisms, Death and Headaches. You got to be fucking kidding me. Is it worth it to suffer through all that for a little nookie... the nookie... so you can take that cookie... and stick it up your @ss. ( my friend Jason now owes me 20 bucks because he said I couldn't work in a Limp Bizkit lyric into a blog ) Choke on that my friend.
So I have to question the drug companies on what they are doing... Can't we just take our medication and not fear fiery dhiarrea or chronic projectile vommiting. I am all for birth control, but if Jamie was suffering through all of these above mentioned effects, chances are.. I am not getting any that night. Unless of course the nurse in the morgue is really hot.
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