Tuesday, October 7, 2008

Global Domination

My quest for global domination is almost complete. There is a headline on MSN today that reads:
'Bra Bandit' strikes again in southwest Florida
The suspect walked out of a Victoria Secret store with 160 bras
My plans are working effortlessly...
Now for the second wave of dominance, to get all the Kit Kats out of the Shell Stations in
Albuquerque.
(Insert Evil Laugh Here)

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