Did you really think I was going to let that previous post go without some witty comment... Jeez
So here is my spin on the whole David Duchovny thing... I think he got busted by his wife Tea Leoni or however the fuck you spell her name, and since he got caught, he pleaded that it was an addiction and needed help just to get out of a messy divorce. Fuck he is smart. Plus she has pretty much hit the wall anyway.. she did that one movie a long time ago with Martin Lawrence and Will Smith... shit what was it called.... Oh, Bad Boys. She looked hot then, but now she is a little on the haggard side. Not that she is totally off the charts now, but holy crap, age did not treat her well. Almost as if she lost a bet to the devil or something.
Now I have to ask, and would love some feedback on this.. what guy isn't addicted to porn or sex? or for that matter, don't woman also suffer from this addiction?
I mean, what is the big deal, he was watching some adult movies on his computer and taking care of himself. OMG... call the fucken cops!!! I would rather have him home doing that then out there on the streets setting fires to churches.
If you really think about it the average person probably thinks about sex and being intimate at least 100 times a day. I would rather think of that instead of some of the other nightmares that are going on around the world. Mmmm just had a bite of a really good banana. Nothing sexual, just having a snack.... get your mind out of the gutter.
Anyway, let's make love and not war... damn that sounds really cliche' I will have to think of something to fix that later on.
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