Happy Halloween?

So we made it to another holiday on the ol' calender and it is one of the top 3 of the year. The others being X-mas and Canadian Flag Day. I love Halloween and everything about it. I am a big horror fan and love to be scared, just not a lot out there that scares me. The influx of horror movies over the last 20 years has just lost it's umph. You really have to see some fucked up shit to be startled anymore. We as a nation are pretty numb to scary movies because we have seen it all from Jason to Michael to Freddie and now that homo from the Saw movies.
I just know that I need to write, direct and star in my own movie. I even have a great working title..."Fucked Up Shit" it would just be different segments of Fucked Up Shit... of course there would be:
Midgets,Goats,Hookers,Bass Fisherman,The other guy from the original American Idol,Snakes,Monsters,Mexicans,Chainsaws,The lady that works at the animal shelter that you are not sure is a guy or a girl (you know the one) Pointy Objects,Blood&Guts, Smurfs, Cheese,
Ice Cream Trucks,Chong,A Wood Chipper, Andrew Ridgely(the other dude from Wham)Rhea Perlman(she just popped in my head for some reason) Japanese Tourists, Paris Hilton (duh) Hot Mcdonalds Coffee, Brains, Spleens,McDreamy, A Copy Us Magazine, A Clock,Explosions,Ghosts,Goblins,Witches,Warlocks,Vince Vaughn in a Dominatrix Costume,A Cell Phone,Cheerios,Gates of Hell, Fire, Demons, Ashton Kutcher,Lost Keys,Puppies,Massacre,Torture,Hot Wax on the Nips, Rob Zombie, A Turtle, A Stapler, Some Bananas, Phlegm,Ooze,Fog, Dancing Girls, More Midgets and of course ME.

I think I can pitch this and get a PG-13... Please let me know what you would like to add?

Thanks,
MGMT