When we think of Boise, Idaho.. we think of clean air, nice people and potatoes. But there is a dark secret that haunts the residents of this peaceful community. Something so terrible, it has the kind people scared to leave their homes. Yes... the lack of Ass Gaskets in public restrooms.
This is a common issue in third world countries, but to happen in Boise, the nations 24th largest producer of petrolium based products.
What is a person to do when they are out enjoying a fine meal at a local establishment and has to use the restroom. The horror on that persons face when they are smacked right in the face with the lack of sanitary products in said restroom. Yes, that person could just wipe down that seat with a handful of TP, but is that just moving the germs around and creating a cespool of bacteria.
"What about the children" local resident Nicole Davis cried as she was wisked away by local officials for her rantings at diner this past Sunday. Yes... What about the children? Will the Boise city council act on this horrifying trend?
I called on City Council member Vern Bisterfeldt to find out what is going to be done to protect the public from the lack of Ass Gaskets in public restrooms and Vern offered the following statement..."Who the fuck is this... are you serious. Did Al put you up to this?"
No Vern, Al had nothing to do with this. The public has a right to sanitary pooping conditions and nothing is being done.
I have tried to reach Al for a comment, but the Boise phonebook is silly with Al's and it will take some time to dig up more information. For now, the good people of Boise, and rebel-rauser, Nicole Davis will have to use the squat method when having to relieve themselves publicly.
More to follow as the story develops.
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