Jamie Lynne Spears... Brit's kid sister... Is pregnant again...
Hang on a second.
ahh ha ha ha ha haaah aahh hhaaaa haah ahhha hhhaaah haaa haa ha ah aha haa aha ahhha ahh hahaaa
Sorry, I fell out of my chair laughing. I know teen pregnancy is nothing to laugh at, but Jesus Christ, WTF is wrong with that family. I know this may sound like part 3 of my plan for global domination, but I can assure you that the Spears family is not part of the master plan, but slowly becoming the master race though... hmmmm. Where is Joe Simpson when we need him most.
But wait a second... maybe if we fill the world with Spears' we can use them to fight in wars, work at fast food joints, clean shit up, etc... Like our own clone army of Spears'. And just think when one Spears goes down, it's not long for it to be replaced by another. We can have them just mass produce and use them as currency. Oh, how much for the Snicker bar... that will be 2 Spears. See how it works.
Well, I think I just solved another world problem... thank you very much.
Now, If I can just get Canada to take back Celine Dion and Brian Adams we will be all set.
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