So I read on MSN today that the House passed the bailout bill, now Ol' Dubya just has to sign it. Which means one thing... a quick dip in the crayola box for his favorite color... perrywinkle.
I will lay even money that he has no idea what he is signing. He heard the words bailout and imediately thought "Oh great, what did my daughters do now"
By the way, his daughters are pretty hot. Plus they party, so you know you have a chance...
Anyway, I was just thinking of Palin again... I can see her doing a Maxim cover if she does not get into the office. Or at least guns & ammo. I mean, she did kill a moose. A moose?? Really.. are they that hard to take down. For the most part it just stands there, can't be that hard to kill something that is just standing there. It's like hunting a cow or a mailbox. Not much sport in that. Now if you told me she shot a bigfoot or a humpback whale, I may be a little more impressed. Those things at least move and put up more of a challenge.
Did you know that according to the map I have, Alaska and Russia are only about an inch and a half away from each other. I never knew that. I thought it was closer to England or something.
Also, I saw some pics of Jennifer Aniston in a bikini on msn today. Wow, she looks great. Do you think Brad Pitt is kicking himself in the ass right now. I mean that Jolie broad is insane.
I got lost in the mall a few weeks back and she tried to adopt me. Brad, that poor bastard has to vacation in 3rd world hell holes just so she can pick out more kids. He should totally leave her. What the fuck was he thinking. I know he wanted to have kids, but 7 of them, and all of them different everything. What the hell must dinner be like in that house. I think two of the kids don't even speak english.. They just make that clicking noise like Starvin Marvin from South Park... Clicking noises are funny.
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