Okay, I brought my Maxim in to show one of my co-workers who Meagan Fox was. He did not remember her from Transformers. It is now 10:15, I gave him the magazine at 8:00am and still have not seen him. I think I need to go out at lunch today and re-purchase the magazine.
I may not have mentioned this before, but wow... she is really good looking. Almost too good looking. Like maybe she was created by some lab, like the one Jessica Alba and Anna Kournikova was made at. I am assuming this lab is at some secret location in the base of a mountain, the kind where they usually take UFO's and alien bodies to. I have a conspiracy theory that the US Government has captured extra terrestrial intelligence and reverse engineered the contraption and used it to create the following things: Brad Pitt, Jessica Alba, Anna Kournikova, Meagan Fox, George Clooney, Carrot Top (no way he is human) the platypus, Andrew Ridgely (the other dude from Wham) The Prius, the words Vente, Grande & Tall, and possibly the Mc Rib sandwich. I have a laundry list of things that I do not believe were created with our current technology and will list them all at a later date.
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I totally agree, Carrot Top could not have been made the normal way. Even with work, he is uglier!
Carrot top was created normal... He was hit with a huge UGLY stick somewhere along the way!!!!
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