Wishes and Dreams

Wishes and Dreams are often viewed as a persons way to hope for something that they need or want. It is wonderful to have wishes, dreams and hopes, but lets face it... they are not all coming true no matter how hard we wish or hope or dream. Hot Pockets make a good breakfast pocket by the way.
I think what we are over looking about these wishes and how to obtain them... we are not utilizing Geenies or Leprachauns like we should.... Now I know you are saying "Dave, Hot Pockets are not a healthy breakfast choice" and I agree, but sometimes you just have a craving for something like that.
You are probably also saying " Dave, Geenies and Leprachauns are not real!" Well if I can't prove that they are, then you cannot prove that they aren't. So if we are meeting in the middle on this subject, then you have just as good of a chance of catching a geenie or a leprachaun and getting your 3 wishes as you do hoping and dreaming and wishing.
Man... this is a tasty hot pocket.
So with all that being said, I think we need to turn our attention to the locating and using of the geenie and the leprachauns. " Dave, how do we find them"
Well I can't answer everything, but I am sure there are alot of places to start checking.... Maybe we all need to do a little research and go on an expedition to find one.
This morning I could have sworn I saw a Leprachaun, turns out it was only a midget.
Did you know that if you get into a fight with a midget and lose, you become one....
So be careful in your search... the Leprachaun you may have found could be a little person, or vertically challenged american is what they like to be called I believe.
And if you find a Geenie, it may also just be a gay guy... or Homoamerican. Got to be PC now with a Black President... Or in latin... Africanus Inchargus.